Dear lower back…

I know that you have some issues: torn disc, unpronounceable genetic condition, pressing on nerves, full blown arthritis in the hips. Yeah, it sucks. But guess what you attention whore pain addict, you’re not the only pretty, pretty princess demanding of my time. So, shut the fuck on your whining. Yes, I’m working you out harder but in a safe way to make you stronger so that you’re pain will hopefully diminish.

But, until that whole exercise thing starts working, you need to stop being a bitch and hanging out with insomnia. Insomnia is a bad dude that’s only using you to get to me. He doesn’t want you lower back, he wants to make me miserable by telling you look pretty and that you should act out like a 13 year-old girl tying to impress the hot Senior on campus. Stop it. You’re much more than that.

Now, I love you but get back in line and stand straight and pain free spine. And, hips, you’re next so you better be reading this as well.

Regards,

The owner of the body.

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